A regular relationship... in an irregular world.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Ibuprofen Cocktails



Imagine the beauty and joy of a true-love relationship. Now imagine that relationship bloated, crampy, tired and bitchy - - times two.

Cramps are like snowballs rolling down a mountain. They start out small and harmless, but if you don’t stop them, they will grow, roll over you and crush you into a painful, suffocating, icy oblivion.

Ah, the magic of nature! Thou hast been warned – we’re synced up.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Your dual cycles must have ended by now. Your audience awaits.