(or - what I have learned about the American South)
1. Not all country music is bad. In fact, some of it is good, the songs about sex anyway.
2. Kansas city barbeque should have it's own spot in the food pyramid. Country fried steak is what they give inmates when they can't afford lethal injection. Death by carbs.
3. There is tea, and then there is tea. If you ask for tea in any state below the Mason-Dixon line don't expect to get a warm drink in a mug. Expect to get a giant glass containing roughly 1/2 sugar, 1/2 ice, and added tea flavoring.
4. People from Maryland think people from Atlanta are stupid. People from Atlanta think people from Alabama are stupid. People in Alabama have cows and they think they're perfectly good company.
That's it so far. You'd think I would have learned more but I've had a bit of trouble deciphering the accents. Ms. translates.
More later,
Miss
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